Since life is pretty much being a bitch to me, I decided to make a list of the things I CAN do. (Yes, publicly. Cute no? No? No.) 

• kill someone right after I wake up. The only trigger being someone trying to hug/kiss/talk to me. 
• make bearable chocolate tarts. 
• procrastinate.
• sing norah jones' songs which can make up for the worst covers?
• shut the hell up and watch a sunset. 
• talk about anything way too passionately. (minus sexual undertones almost like a person with OCD) 
• pretend to look intelligent in class. 
• pretend to look dumb in class. 
• doodle an entire book. 
• eat an entire pizza. 
• run for 3 minutes on the treadmill. (any longer and I can faint too) 
• finish a book in a day without moving my ass. 
• read about psychology for hours without getting bored. 
• avoid getting glasses due to my awesome genes. 
• brag incessantly about myself,people I love, stubble and Sherlock. 
• laugh while being mad. laugh in any inappropriate situation basically. 
• get bored while making lists and stop. 

Okay bye. Will blog more often with lesser self-obsession.